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monochromefalcon: I love doing this because I get to draw pictures that kind of look like this kid who shouts at his computer alone in a room for a living and somehow end up with 170 fucking notesJokes on you though. I’m not even good. Thank you. I
camerondatass: alexa before all that plastic surgery. im not even fucking kidding
tapthatguy-x-version: I will HAUNT the fuck out of him, I am not even kidding.
sincerelyadorables: vinsnstvble: blossomedd: fearrfuull: unriskfull: teenwolfage: omg what the fuck i actually gained 1000 followers this morning after i subscribed to her youtube channel here….not even kidding!! woahhh..i just tried it and
thepossibilitiesarendless: IM NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING. THIS IS SO FUCKING TRUE.
mysexywetworld: Lo rebloggo di nuovo… hai visto mai :D i’m not even kidding. i’m so past the point of presents. i’d much rather stay in, fuck, relax, fuck, eat food, fuck some more, relax, fuck again…etc, rinse and repeat
xleeleeboox: niggazinmoscow: Mulan deserves much better than that It’s literally not even fucking Mulan anymore. It’s just another random movie by now. Kids grew up with Mulan and are now older and want to see the potential that this movie could
bandmembersandcats: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there
shingekinosleep: So the Japanese Horse Racing association did the thing I’m not even fucking kidding CLICK THIS
jezebelstrike: gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog
ameriqan: how insecure in your religion do you have to be that you won’t even let your kid learn basic history about other religions for a history class??? I bet she has the let me speak to the manager haircut
*pokes her fingers together* So… Uhm… I don’t know if you people know, but the thing that has been pestering me for years now (yes, years, literally, I’m not even kidding here) was finally solved today. I’m not sure how
dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding i just there were PEOPLE in there
gallifrey-feels: dek-says-so: downto142: frettedtoflame: renrevenge: I’M FUCKING SCREAMING OMGGGGGG THE TIME HAS COME FOR THE 90S TO ROMANTICIZED BY NON-90S KIDS FUCK I feel like a legend. Oh sweet baby jeebus. THAT’S NOT EVEN WHET IT WAS
tepperz: officialemaskye: officialemaskye: sousuke does not fuck around not even for a water gun fight with his friends sousuke yamazaki is 100% confirmed for that kid who took games in class way too seriously the rest of them have normal sized
How can you call the U.S. a civilized nation when the minimum wage is not even a living wage?
heartscale: heartscale: i hope gamefreak reveals more gen 5 mega evolutions. and by that i mean i hope they say “remember the pokemon you all hated? here’s your mega ice cream with 5 cones. have a fucking mega garbage bag. dont forget your mega
So you don’t buy that for yourself as a grownup? Because long before I had kids I was paying light bills and keeping the gas on and keeping food in the house. You don’t get kudos for doing WHAT THE FUCK YOU SUPPOSED TO DO.
poesys: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND YOU WON’T
justlikeordinary: signifi-cunt: liberalsarecool: One of the reasons your tuition is high and classes are getting cut. ARE YOU FUCKING KIDDING ME I’m not even surprised. Even if this graph isn’t totally accurate, the main idea still stands. My
wonderwomansbootycall: your—blog—sucks: They really need to regulate women’s clothing sizes because they seriously make no fucking sense. I’m not even fucking kidding. Someone needs to fucking do something about this shit. If you’re a dude
obenibo: bandmembersandcats: dirkuu: dragonsroar: sly-nig: zigazig-ah: The Teletubbies unmasked EVERYTHING I HAD EVER EXPECTED OR HOPED FOR I TOTALLY DISREGARDED THE FACT THAT THERE WERE PEOPLE IN THOSE COSTUMES im not even fucking kidding
sparkle-heart-anon: fuck-usag: I wrote over 2600 words on my thesis today. No i am not joking or kidding. No I am not on any drugs or even caffeine. I just sat down and wrote. This is hands down the most productive day of my life. We will never see
babybatllepop:not even fucking kidding
the-vashta-nerada: i find it pretty fucking inconsiderate that my grandchildren haven’t used time travel to visit me. and frankly, i’m a bit offended. AM I NOT GOOD ENOUGH FOR YOU GRANDCHILDREN? WELL FUCK YOU MAYBE I WON’T EVEN HAVE KIDS AND
I’m not even supposed to be upset. I’ve been in a healthy relationship for over 2 years. But the last 6 months have driven me crazy because I never got over the kid who is now my best friend in the whole fucking world. And he started showing
officialemaskye: officialemaskye: sousuke does not fuck around not even for a water gun fight with his friends sousuke yamazaki is 100% confirmed for that kid who took games in class way too seriously the rest of them have normal sized water guns
dangetbobby: mrsmiawallaces: This Vine gives me life. I NEED THIS AS MY RINGTONE NOT EVEN FUCKING KIDDING
GIRLHOOD IS GRIEF
Fuck Yeah The Strokes
brosephgordon-levitt: when-cows-ski: fuck the academy for not even nominating this kid. there WASN’T A FUCKING TIGER AT ALL LIKE THAT’S TALENT
cheerioblaines: i’m so fucking scared like romney and obama are so fuCKING CLOSE TOGETHER like yeah the presidential jokes were funny but right now i’m being really serious when i say i will cry if romney wins i’m not even kidding
h00neybee-skinny: Okay, but listen.You’re going to look so. Fucking. Good. When you get to your UGW. I’m not even kidding. You’re gonna look like a fucking model, I swear. And I know it’s hard to wait, and it’s hard to see the scale change
baelor: whatimpropriety: afriendtosell: donttryit: Agsjdiiebdiapsjsj!!!! I dislike how whitewashed Bumi and Kya look. They’re supposed to be pretty fucking dark. glad i’m not the only one who noticed how two brownskinned characters turned the
gunsandwwands: noyka: whiteybjonez: penis-hunger-games: IM UPSET. SO my blog was flagged NSFW? Are you fucking kidding? Stupid fucking yahoo and their family friendly shit fuck that. I can’t change it. I’m not even a porn blog I post mad random